Roasting myself


Well, because I know you are all wondering how and why I’m the coolest person ever, I am going to break it down for you guys. Craziness, procrastination and humor all came together and boom I was created. And it’s because of that humor that I am going to unabashedly roast and toast myself in this article so you beautiful readers can get a chuckle. I’m going to focus on a few things, snapchatting, being a Kardashian fan, and listening to musical theater songs to pump me up in the morning!

First things first, you have to wake up in the morning and get the perfect snapchat streak to send. Why do I do this when I could easily send a picture of the outdoors or my dog you ask? I couldn’t tell you!! But I have to flex my outfit that I spend so long putting together so it is what it is.

An important aspect of my life is my fan obsession one could call it with the Kardashian family. And honestly guys, I’m not embarrassed to roast myself for it! Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, Rob and her majesty herself Kris Jenner have my heart. I don’t know what specifically captivates me, from their sense of style, their hilarious and outrageous comments or the hot family tea that is always spilled in every episode, either way, I’m a full fledged fan of the most famous family in America!

It’s undeniable, the family is entertaining so at least they are doing something right. I’m not just fans of the OG Kardashian/Jenner clan, the next generation of Kardashians comprised of the children, Mason, Penelope, Reign, North, Saint, Chicago, True and Stormi are undoubtedly more famous than any other child in this country and probably the world and they also happen to just be so cute and precious!

I would like to take this opportunity to say while some of the Kardashian’s comments and media presence may be controversial, they have done amazing things because of their fame. From supporting the gun rights movement, promoting prison reform and spreading awareness about Planned Parenthood they have continuously proven that they are using their voices and platform for good.

I’ve been a fan of the Kardashians for around five years but I’ve been a musical theater fan for even longer. I’m thankful my parents chose to introduce me to musicals at a young age and took me and my brother to see “Wicked”, “The Lion King”, “Hamilton” and more. Whenever we would go on long car rides, they would play the sound tracks from the musicals and we would all sing along.

Even though I’m older and my music taste has evolved to include rap and pop, I still love listening to musical theater songs to pump me up in the morning. If you see me on the highway and I’m dramatically belting out lyrics, you can bet I’m probably singing along to to the “Hamilton” soundtrack. The funny thing is, I hate publicly singing in front of people. My chorus days were tragic… just ask some of my friends how off key I sing. Yet I will continue to sing along loudly in my car or my shower in some instances to musicals.

Now I could expose myself even more and tell you about my old obsession with One Direction and the Jonas Brothers and my current strange love of Youtube but I’ll spare you the time and brain cells!