KO to utilize hostile architecture to enforce social distancing

The rumours are true: Kingswood Oxford will be implementing anti-homeless architecture techniques to encourage social distancing.  “I don’t see anything about this that could go wrong,” said a source close to administration. “I mean, now that we’ve closed the turf, the one place we could get freshmen to safely social distance, we’re really strapped for […]

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Anti-establishment student protest goes forward after being approved by 15 faculty members 

EAST HARTFARD– A rebellious underground political protest organized by students of Oxwood Kingsford school went forward after it finally passed the third stage of faculty approval. After the proposal was cleared by an initial committee of ten teachers, it was then rigorously examined by the Dean, President, Head of the Board, and school nurse. Finally, […]

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